sooo Plies is the exception, but i like em DarK! meat on the bones and and a face only a Mama (and me) could love.
i like tats and or scars, i like rough ass hands, i like thick legs but well defined ankles...not Cankles..but a nice ass well defined ankle area. i like moobs (man boobs) ..now i know thats gunna be NASSY to ya'll...but not like b's or c's or anything....i call em 'prison titties'...thick ass chest area and a nice nipple...i like sucking nipples....think what you want. i like broad shoulders, a big back, and a lil belly hang. listen, imma big chick..chunky, if u please..i cant have no lil ass man. alll my fat girl associates say im crazy!! " a skinny man can get in them nook and crannies" is what my associate 'head & shoulders' says. bitch is u an english muffin??? nuh uh! he can also leave ya ass bruises on the inside on ya thighs from his boney ass hips! no thank you!! if we go to war, i cant be afraid if i throw it back i might knock your ass across the room! my girls over at YKYDAW (youknowyoudeadazzwrong) always say EWWWWWW THUNDA! everytime i say someone sexy!...except NEVER..she usually on my level (usually)... do i have bad taste?? i mean hell, somebody gotta love looking @ these mafukkas! and i am just that bitch..like MO say, "she beautiful to someone"...well that mafukka sexy to me!! so if you see me in the streets with a CRISPY ass, fat, black, tatted up, goonish looking mafukka...dont question me....ITS WHAT I LIKE!!
so in summation, (sp chk?) i like em dark, fat, rough, and possibly an ex-con! DONT YOU JUDGE ME! and please feel free to leave ya application in the comments if thats you, and i will get back to ya!!