Friday, February 27, 2009





Friday, February 20, 2009

Hells Bells and panther tracks..... sis and i was emailing back and forth and she said she heard an old lady @ her job say "hells bells and panther tracks".....and she bout fell random is pather tracks tho? got me to thinkin...can it just be random as hell and still work?? here's my new sayings im adding to my venacular.....

hells bells and twat-waffles

hells bells and o-rang-a-tang jizz

hells bells and douche pizza

hells bells and smutty draws

hells bells and plastic soup

hells bells and crumbly crabs

hells bells and roastbeef puss

hells bells and ri-ri's "after" face *too soon? mmmaybe

hells bells and swirly garbage juice



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

80's Babies

so i guess alot of fads and fashions from the 80's are making a come back. just look at Kanye, he's a walking advertisement for 1982. some things i loved in the 80's. and while it was hot in the 80's, it aint so much in 2009. so here is a trip down memory lane for me. i was born in 1980 in Plantation Florida. so my childhood memories and fads might be different from the rest of ya'll. if u had some fads and memories that were region specific drop em in the comments!! and most of this goes into the early 90's too! imma start with as early as i can remember and move to the teenage years.


1. Strawberry shortcake and He-man!......i have a pic of me when i was like 3 or 4 in red sweat pants...rainbow suspenders...roller skates...and a metal Strawberry Shortcake lunch box....i was apparently raised by disco roller derby parents. who puts a 3 year old in skates with rainbow suspenders?? anyways, loved watching He-man...*i have the poooowerr* i was a total tomboy! i had the green tiger he rode and Skeletor and his castle of doom...i think i was my father's only son even tho i have a vajayjay!

2. the Smurfs and the Snorks! i watched the Smurfs all. the. time! i loved Gargamel and that damn raspy sounding cat. i wanted to be Smurfette for the longest! fucking awesome would that be to be THE ONLY chic in your world!?? and the Snorks..ya'll remeber them??...they were like underwater smurfs with peen shaped things on their heads. loved them too!

3. Fraggle Rock- thats just a classic..everyone loved Fraggle Rock!!

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Thundercats- like i said, i was a Tomboy...enuff said.
5. Gummy Bears- the adorable lil bears that lived in the tree and dressed like Robin Hood and drank the gummy juice to go bouncing everywhere!! "gummy bearsss....bouncin here and there and everywhere!!"


1. colored at the time..but not a good look....yellow, pink, blue jeans. not the jeans that were cut from colored cloth. but the jeans that looked like regular jeans...but than were dyed over top in awful neon colors. you know what i mean??

2. bedazzled jean jackets- lmaooo @ this one. i had a Godmama that had no kids and was RICH so she would take us every summer to Disneyland and Atlanta and times....but she bought pretty much all our clothes for us cuz my parents was poor as hell and aint buy us shit!... so she made each of my 5 sisters these AWFUL dazzzly, shiney, puff painted, color coded jean jackets!! imagine going back to the hood with Guess, Marithe Francois Girbraud *waaay before it was cool and the hood rocked them*, Calvin Klein, Ann Taylor, all that super duper white ppl shit and all ur friends rocking Jordache and bobo's looking at u like u crazy!!

3. Z-cavarechi....Skidz....and Sleep Wear. remeber when rocking the pajama outfits was hot?? i think it was called Sleep Wear...lil cotton top and bottoms with the pin stripes and pajama themes on em. Skidz were that baggy ass checkered pants or overalls. HOT @ the time!...and Z. Cavarechi was them pants that had major hip room....they were like str8 legged but poofed waaaay out in the hip and pocket area....dont know why but kids rocked em!

4. "love eric" socks. yall remember them??...they were SUPER THICK and scrunched down i think they was called E.G socks and every pair had one sock with "love eric" scrawled in cursive @ the bottom. my label whore friends used to try and look @ the bottom of everyones socks to see if they had the "real" ones or bootleg ones. i always had the bootleg ones! whores.

5. NEON colors. neon glasses, neon bike shorts, neon shirts, neon jackets, neon shoes. i had a BAD ass pair of LA Gear high tops that were neon green and yellow with 2 shoe laces in each shoe, one of each color....God, i loved them shoes!!

6. Cross Colours, Looney Toon shirts with the characters all thugged up!...lmao...loved that shit!, NIKE...anything NIKE was hot, gold necklaces with ya name, surfer t-shirts * quicksilver, body glove* black folks know they wasnt surfing, even in Lauderdale..but we rocked them tee's!!


1. kool-aid dyed hair...clearly this was white folks...and i tried...but my damn hair was too dark...couldnt see any color!....damn i hated them blond heffas!!
2. gettin Nike checks shaved into ya head! shit was crazy..white boys and black boys was doing that!
3. The Shabba Ranks slope fade and the gold rimmed hammer glasses!! sexxxxy!!
4. the huge teased and hairsprayed bangs...again white gurls.
5. taking the lil chip bags and putting them in water, and than in the microwave so they shrink up and making a key chain out of them! did ya'll ever do that??
6. slap bracelets. nuff said!
7. puttin blow pops in ya pony tail....2 or 3 of em....saving em for later! lol blue rasberry blow pops!! loved em!! atomic fireballs, lemon heads, warheads, and cry babies!!!
8. wearing ya overalls one up, one down...again HOT back then...not so much now! matter of fact..unless u a farmer, or 8 months pregnant..overalls aint for NO ONE!!
9. anything TOMMY HILFIGER.
10. british knights, la gear, fila, finesse *the ones with the half basketball logo* pump up reeboks, saucony, adidas, keds. the Marshall Faulk nikes, the Grant Hill filas, Alonzo Mourning, Micheal Jordan.

lord thats enough!! im tired!!..feel free to leave any memories i forgot!! or anything that was hot in ur area!!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fucking Music!!

so im sure everyone remember the first song and/or CD that you ever busted it wide open to....we all know imma lil wild, so imma tell my story, and freel free to share yours...i am nosey too!
so the first SONG i ever got it to was, and NO LIE, "me so horney" by LUKE. i grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, so in 1996 it aint that hard to believe thats what Power 96 was playing on that Wednesday afternoon when that big, sexy, black, Bahamian, came over with the golds and the tats and handed me the bizness!! it was only the 2nd time i had ever done it, so i will still a lil scared of his GIANT boxer beast...but i remember laying there thinking "O hell naw! me so horney on the damn radio"!!
now....the first CD i ever got it to was "No More Glory" by MJG...and first let me say...fucking thru a CD implies u getting sum gud dick!! and as im sitting here typing and reminicing i remember that was also the time i got my first ORGASM....thank you MJG! i had had a bunch of dicks at this point....well not a bunch, but i went thru a real hoeish stage between 17 and 19. so this time was with a dude named Raymond, from was his CD he put on..we was in the Ramada Inn..he was a *again, no lie* traveling sales man....he was with a whole bunch of Memphis dudes selling cleaning supplies and shit..but there was like 3 otha dudes in the room....we was in the closet *lmao, i was horrible* but that night, in that Ramada Inn closet...that mafukka made sweet, sweet love to me!!! we fucked thru the whole CD, and he had me busting like a oozie!!!....mmmmm damn MEMPHIS boys! he really had sum good, gentle dick!..*memoriesssss* but anywho....i knew that whole CD when ol boy got done working his magic...i went and bought it the next day!...still a classic CD and in rotation!
"in the middle of the night, we can do it so right...make ya feel real good, lay your head back, side by ride, with ya hand on the wood, tell me all the things that you really wanna hear, have no fear, ill be obliged, step aside, the mac of the year!" - MJG aaaahhhh CLASSIC!!! u hear me!! love this shit!!
last but not FAVORITE time i did it was just last week.....getting it to "you Belong to ME" by Rome with Peanut Butter complected super boy!!! *giggle* XoxoXoxoXooXxOO

4real tho??


who saw this comming?? rumors have it that either he found out she had HERPES from all them pics that have been circulating the web with a huge, hideous, juicy bump on her lip or she went thry his phone and started going off in her Barbados accent bout sum hoe shit!

i ont know what to believe...what i do that Rhianna kinda Amazonianish...and ill be damn if a BUCK o' FIVE mafukka gonna hem me up and give me a damn concussion!! that scrawny dude would have his narrow ass handed to him!! and assault with a deadly weapon?? fareal Cee Bee...u had to pick sumthing UP to fight a woman??...he a real pusstastic mafukka....i wonder if he was singing "Beat ya downnn...i'm really gonna beat ya down"!?? wouldnt that be sum shit? is the footage of this??

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Kool-Aid Kanye

as if we needed more evidence of his fruity liscious tang tang hanging with a dude in leopard print pants wasnt enough.....i found this today.... PO THANG...

"Everyone in hip-hop discriminates against gay people," Kanye West says. Kanye West says "gay" has become an antonym to hip-hop - and that it needs to be stopped. During an interview for an MTV special, the 27-year-old rapper launched into a discussion about hip-hop and homosexuality while talking about "Hey Mama," a song on his upcoming album, "Late Registration." West says that when he was young, people would call him a "mama's boy." "And what happened was, it made me kind of homophobic, 'cause it's like I would go back and question myself," West says on the show, "All Eyes on Kanye West," set to air Thursday night (10:30 p.m. ET). West says he changed his ways, though, when he learned one of his cousins was gay. "It was kind of like a turning point when I was like, `Yo, this is my cousin. I love him and I've been discriminating against gays."' West says hip-hop was always about "speaking your mind and about breaking down barriers, but everyone in hip-hop discriminates against gay people." He adds that in slang, gay is "the opposite, the exact opposite word of hip-hop." Kanye's message: "Not just hip-hop, but America just discriminates. And I wanna just, to come on TV and just tell my rappers, just tell my friends, `Yo, stop it."' West, whose debut disc "The College Dropout" won a Grammy for best rap album, will see his second record in stores on Aug. 30.