Dear Down Stairs Neighbor,
Hey there, how you doing?.....i know you may have seen me around a few times. i stay upstairs.
i see you often, as a matter of fact my babydaddy has bought a few sacks from you. i think your name is Mike....i would just like to say YUMMMY!....
i want you to know that i would put a hurtin on you. i would do things to you that aint never been done. you're chunky, dark skind, and got dreads!...the things i would do to you!! you just dont know. i have been told that my head game is MAGNIFICENT....i would go above and beyond anything i have previously done. you would get hooked on a fat white girl so damn fast! i would literally try to suck the black off your peen. please dont be alarmed, im a very upfront person. i say exactly what the fuck is on my mind. and i know i dont have ASS, but believe me when i say, i got cushion in mah draws, its just in the front. u wont even notice i dont got booty! and like Plies say, " i feel like fucking.....i want you to lay up in something wet and punish something!" i know you know what im talking bout. ive heard you bumpin Plies quite a few times.
i know you've seen me before...i believe we had a moment when i pulled up in my Monte Carlo and was jamming to " Bitch, im me! bitch, im me..and you pussy ass n*ggas ya'll can keep on hating, waiting for my downfall, ya'll can keep on waiting, on me!" u looked..i looked...and we had a brief moment. i just wasnt you to know, in that moment, i saw EXACTLY what the hell i wanted to do to you!!
so, no pressure..cuz i get dick...i aint desperate....i just wanna FUCK YOU!.....so if u ever lonely one night..come knock on Apt 146...i would fuck your whole world up! dont worry bout my babydaddy, he aint shit...and he cant say shit. you just come holla @ ya girl if u need the best head and puss u have ever had in ya life. ill even show you my *patent pending* special move. it will make ya toes curl like plastic in a microwave. TRUST.
get at me!