Mr. Mississippi

i had to add a little more testosterone up in threw here..i found this while browsing the web....LMAO....i dont care whats been reported on him lately with this nonsense talking bout "its a black on black crime for black woman to perm their hair"...clearly he just a lil ignorant, or maybe it was taken out of context. but look at him!!...look at that face!..brauh look like he will TEAR IT UP!!!...just call him THE COOKIE MONSTER...cuz he look like he LOVE TO EAT!!!.....laaawddddyyyyy...and everytime i see him now i just think of that scene in Black Snake Moan where he is beating Christina Ricci lil ass out the frame againt that motel mirror!!....DAMMITT MANNNN.....i think if he was round me i'd have that sickness too!!! shiiietttt!!

Gucci Mane La Fleur

i had been tanging it up too much up in here lately....but ya'll know how i like my mens....that tall glass of diabetes sweet tea thats been out homo'n it up lately aint it....take a look at this damn delisciousness here!!! *siigghhhh* Gucci say "short, skinny, tall, he'll fuck em all...big butt, no butt, bolegs..i dont even care, as long as she a freak freak freaky" so u know if i ever see him its on like Donkey Kong....i'd do him in that blue fur he got...*looked like he killed Sully from Monsters, Inc* i'd do him in his Bart Simpson chain, *do the BART-MAN*, i'd do him in his Odie chain..*Garfield like to eat...maybe Odie do too*....if ya'll sleepin on Gucci Mane go cop his Mr. Perfect mix-tape...that shit is hotttt!!! him and OJ da Juiceman and Yo Gotti...great collabo!!...the whole CD riding really....u can just put it in and play.... "quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick AYE!.....quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound OKAY!"

and really any dude that say " i like the white girl, cuz im not racist" is gooooood with me!!!

Fucking Music!!

so im sure everyone remember the first song and/or CD that you ever busted it wide open to....we all know imma lil wild, so imma tell my story, and freel free to share yours...i am nosey too!

so the first SONG i ever got it to was, and NO LIE, "me so horney" by LUKE. i grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, so in 1996 it aint that hard to believe thats what Power 96 was playing on that Wednesday afternoon when that big, sexy, black, Bahamian, came over with the golds and the tats and handed me the bizness!! it was only the 2nd time i had ever done it, so i will still a lil scared of his GIANT boxer beast...but i remember laying there thinking "O hell naw! me so horney on the damn radio"!!

now....the first CD i ever got it to was "No More Glory" by MJG...and first let me say...fucking thru a CD implies u getting sum gud dick!! and as im sitting here typing and reminicing i remember that was also the time i got my first ORGASM....thank you MJG! i had had a bunch of dicks at this point....well not a bunch, but i went thru a real hoeish stage between 17 and 19. so this time was with a dude named Raymond, from Memphis....it was his CD he put on..we was in the Ramada Inn..he was a *again, no lie* traveling sales man....he was with a whole bunch of Memphis dudes selling cleaning supplies and shit..but there was like 3 otha dudes in the room....we was in the closet *lmao, i was horrible* but that night, in that Ramada Inn closet...that mafukka made sweet, sweet love to me!!! we fucked thru the whole CD, and he had me busting like a oozie!!!....mmmmm damn MEMPHIS boys! he really had sum good, gentle dick!..*memoriesssss* but anywho....i knew that whole CD when ol boy got done working his magic...i went and bought it the next day!...still a classic CD and in rotation!

"in the middle of the night, we can do it so right...make ya feel real good, lay your head back, side by ride, with ya hand on the wood, could...you tell me all the things that you really wanna hear, have no fear, ill be obliged, step aside, the mac of the year!" - MJG aaaahhhh CLASSIC!!! u hear me!! love this shit!!

last but not least....my FAVORITE time i did it was just last week.....getting it to "you Belong to ME" by Rome with Peanut Butter complected super boy!!! *giggle* XoxoXoxoXooXxOO

MMMmmMMmMm Num Yummy!

do i have bad taste????

sooo Plies is the exception, but i like em DarK! meat on the bones and and a face only a Mama (and me) could love.

i like tats and or scars, i like rough ass hands, i like thick legs but well defined ankles...not Cankles..but a nice ass well defined ankle area. i like moobs (man boobs) ..now i know thats gunna be NASSY to ya'll...but not like b's or c's or anything....i call em 'prison titties'...thick ass chest area and a nice nipple...i like sucking nipples....think what you want. i like broad shoulders, a big back, and a lil belly hang. listen, imma big chick..chunky, if u please..i cant have no lil ass man. alll my fat girl associates say im crazy!! " a skinny man can get in them nook and crannies" is what my associate 'head & shoulders' says. bitch is u an english muffin??? nuh uh! he can also leave ya ass bruises on the inside on ya thighs from his boney ass hips! no thank you!! if we go to war, i cant be afraid if i throw it back i might knock your ass across the room! my girls over at YKYDAW (youknowyoudeadazzwrong) always say EWWWWWW THUNDA! everytime i say someone sexy!...except NEVER..she usually on my level (usually)... do i have bad taste?? i mean hell, somebody gotta love looking @ these mafukkas! and i am just that bitch..like MO say, "she beautiful to someone"...well that mafukka sexy to me!! so if you see me in the streets with a CRISPY ass, fat, black, tatted up, goonish looking mafukka...dont question me....ITS WHAT I LIKE!!

so in summation, (sp chk?) i like em dark, fat, rough, and possibly an ex-con! DONT YOU JUDGE ME! and please feel free to leave ya application in the comments if thats you, and i will get back to ya!!