Now casting Music Video for "I Wanna Be Your Thong" (Lower East Side)
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Date: 2009-03-22, 2:36PM EDT
The premise of the video is a fictitious porno film shoot called "Inter-racial Creamfest Orgie 5". A line of 30-40 of the dopest bitches and hoes are waiting to give oral pleasure to "GBD" in order to get cast in the film when all of a sudden the dopest of the dope, flyest, sweet-ass she-honey appears on her knees before "GBD" causing him to break into song and perform his new single called "I Wanna Be Your Thong".
We need the best looking bitches and g's the streets have to offer. You must be willing to T-bag and bottom from the top and dance experience is a plus. Free food and crunk juice will be supplied for the video shoot in Queens at the end of April.
Send your head and body shots to epilepticarson@gmail.com.
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LMAAAAAAAAOOOOO….i hope this is fake. I really, really do!!!
Thanks, Videogum!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Things a Woman Should Never say...and I DO!!
So I read this post @ Yoddle Pop… (http://yoddlepop.blogspot.com/2009/03/7-things-woman-should-avoid-saying-to.html ) and I have to say I was SHOCKED!!...lol….i say some of these things ALL THE TIME!! I am quick to tell a mafukka “im just doing me”….but in all fairness I basically say that when what I mean is, I don’t want you to do a mafukkn thing for me! Or I don’t like dude anyways. Why if a woman is “just chillin” ..meaning she doesn’t want a relationship rite now, she gotta be hoe’n?? DAYUM!....and I am QUICK to tell a dude I got a real mannish mentality…I think I think like a dude!..and apparently that’s gross!!?? Lmaoooo I mean for a woman to be a “woman” now a days are we just supposed to keep a smile on our face, act like we don’t know no better, and let u think we are falling for the weak ass game most of ya’ll be spitting?? I mean FUCK!....the hell we supposed to do! Fall victim to the game or risk being unladylike??
How bout 7 things a man should never say to a woman: this list is for when you are just meeting someone…trying to holla, or just vibe’n.
1. Damn, why you single?- ummm, cuz I cant stand ya’ll asses and u don’t know how to act…so why imma lock it down in a relationship?? CUZ I AM! That just show me you worried bout the wrong thing. Do men expect a woman to say “cuz im crazy…and I put my last man in jail…so that kinda broke us up”
2. any sex related questions, and we just met…. Don’t ask me my fav position, my hot spots or when was the last time I got some. That just shows me what is on ur mind and u are not getting my snatch and throwing the deuces…now this type of conversation is ok if a) I start it or b) we been kicking it awhile and its about that time to take it to that level.
3. I love you… if we talking a week and u tell me that you love me…clearly u are crazy! There just aint NO WAY! You don’t even know me!!!
4. I just want a REAL ass female… what does that mean?? U want a ghetto bitch that u can tell anything to and she don’t give a damn?...you want a chick that will fight in the streets for you?? What I think it means is you want a female that will suck the dick, toss the pussy up like a lay up and wont question you…NOT ME!
5. I got a baby on the way.. self explanatory.
6. over aggressive relationship type shit…. Why are you asking me if I want to be with you and I don’t even really know you yet? Why does the fact we talking..kicking it, whatever, need to be defined?? I don’t know you enough to know if I want to be your girlfriend! Why are you trying to pressure me into giving you the answer you want??....that just kinda let me know you might be a duck…and I could probably get away with anything….desperate aint a good look.
7. when you gonna spend the night?... ummm…if as a grown ass man you don’t know the key to subtlety than I don’t know how to help you. And I am not in the mood to tell you how to act to get what you want. Some things you shouldn’t just ask for….thats like asking “when we gonna fuck?” I’m saying, if you see a hoe, than slap a hoe….dont talk to me like im sum trick and think you gonna get ANYWHERE with me!
That’s just 7 of em!!...i can say so much more!!.....but we gonna leave it at that….for now!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Not A Fail in My Book!!
BWAAHAAAHHAAA…..now this is some soap I can see spending sum time with me in the shower!! I am soooo nas and tee!
FW: Cold-Blooded
“I got an ice box where my heart used to beeeeee”
So this lil rant comes courtesy of the GOURGOUSNESS that is LEGS and my boo boo ACOLYTE……I have decided for right now to just be cold-blooded. I think too many times woman make decisions based on how it will affect the other person. I know I have!! And its really just bullshit!! We gotta do for us! Cause I really feel most men ain’t worried bout us!! They don’t have deep, thoughtful feelings like we do! When we go out, and we see something we think our man would like, we BUY IT!! Do they?....when we cook, even if they are not home, we cook for them. Do they? I am so over giving, and sacrificing, and stressing over a mafukka that doesn’t have the common courtesy to do the same. Now, im not saying all men…if
And the let the church say WOOO SAAA!!
Kinks and What not
Lmaaaaaaaoooo @ my e-mail legal disclaimer on my last post…..MY BAD! Im still trying to figure out this e-mail to blogger…since Suntrust wanted to get all ratchetty and start blocking random ass shit I have been unable to post..but ACO fixed that for me….just gotta make sure its working ok. Can ya’ll see the pics on the last two posts?
Cold-Blooded
“I got an ice box where my heart used to beeeeee”
So this lil rant comes courtesy of the GOURGOUSNESS that is LEGS and my boo boo ACOLYTE……I have decided for right now to just be cold-blooded. I think too many times woman make decisions based on how it will affect the other person. I know I have!! And its really just bullshit!! We gotta do for us! Cause I really feel most men ain’t worried bout us!! They don’t have deep, thoughtful feelings like we do! When we go out, and we see something we think our man would like, we BUY IT!! Do they?....when we cook, even if they are not home, we cook for them. Do they? I am so over giving, and sacrificing, and stressing over a mafukka that doesn’t have the common courtesy to do the same. Now, im not saying all men…if
And the let the church say WOOO SAAA!!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Atlanta Can Sleep At Night Now!
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Fuckin Poncho
Monday, March 2, 2009
Mr. Mississippi
Gucci Mane La Fleur
