Thursday, March 26, 2009

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Now casting Music Video for "I Wanna Be Your Thong" (Lower East Side)

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Date: 2009-03-22, 2:36PM EDT

Epileptic/Arson Productions is now casting actors and actresses for a music video called: "I Wanna Be Your Thong" by the illest up and coming rap artist: "Ghetto Blood Drinka".

The premise of the video is a fictitious porno film shoot called "Inter-racial Creamfest Orgie 5". A line of 30-40 of the dopest bitches and hoes are waiting to give oral pleasure to "GBD" in order to get cast in the film when all of a sudden the dopest of the dope, flyest, sweet-ass she-honey appears on her knees before "GBD" causing him to break into song and perform his new single called "I Wanna Be Your Thong".

We need the best looking bitches and g's the streets have to offer. You must be willing to T-bag and bottom from the top and dance experience is a plus. Free food and crunk juice will be supplied for the video shoot in Queens at the end of April.
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LMAAAAAAAAOOOOO….i hope this is fake. I really, really do!!!


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  1. *blank azz empty echoing stare*

    why dont they just call this the "2009 Potential Date-rape Drug sample sale and porno shoot" because aint NOOOOOO good gonna come outta that! must be willing to t-bag? open compensation? thunda i cant stand u right now lmao! free food? i aint eating behind NOBODY IN ATTENDANCE dammit, iown care if they got the economy-size jug of purell on the table!

  2. umm this is NY..i dont doubt its real lmaoo my people my people

  3. That is some ish. The things people post on craigslist.