so im sure everyone remember the first song and/or CD that you ever busted it wide open to....we all know imma lil wild, so imma tell my story, and freel free to share yours...i am nosey too!
so the first SONG i ever got it to was, and NO LIE, "me so horney" by LUKE. i grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, so in 1996 it aint that hard to believe thats what Power 96 was playing on that Wednesday afternoon when that big, sexy, black, Bahamian, came over with the golds and the tats and handed me the bizness!! it was only the 2nd time i had ever done it, so i will still a lil scared of his GIANT boxer beast...but i remember laying there thinking "O hell naw! me so horney on the damn radio"!!
now....the first CD i ever got it to was "No More Glory" by MJG...and first let me say...fucking thru a CD implies u getting sum gud dick!! and as im sitting here typing and reminicing i remember that was also the time i got my first ORGASM....thank you MJG! i had had a bunch of dicks at this point....well not a bunch, but i went thru a real hoeish stage between 17 and 19. so this time was with a dude named Raymond, from Memphis....it was his CD he put on..we was in the Ramada Inn..he was a *again, no lie* traveling sales man....he was with a whole bunch of Memphis dudes selling cleaning supplies and shit..but there was like 3 otha dudes in the room....we was in the closet *lmao, i was horrible* but that night, in that Ramada Inn closet...that mafukka made sweet, sweet love to me!!! we fucked thru the whole CD, and he had me busting like a oozie!!!....mmmmm damn MEMPHIS boys! he really had sum good, gentle dick!..*memoriesssss* but anywho....i knew that whole CD when ol boy got done working his magic...i went and bought it the next day!...still a classic CD and in rotation!
"in the middle of the night, we can do it so right...make ya feel real good, lay your head back, side by ride, with ya hand on the wood, could...you tell me all the things that you really wanna hear, have no fear, ill be obliged, step aside, the mac of the year!" - MJG aaaahhhh CLASSIC!!! u hear me!! love this shit!!
last but not least....my FAVORITE time i did it was just last week.....getting it to "you Belong to ME" by Rome with Peanut Butter complected super boy!!! *giggle* XoxoXoxoXooXxOO
thunda, glad to see u back baby!
ReplyDeleteok, soooo i know you gonna clown, but i aint never done the nasty to some hiphop/upbeat type shit. its always something sappy and slow...not that im a lovemaker, im a screwer for sure, i just never have time for music and candles.
that being said, the first cd i screwed to was with a certified nut job named Jonathan. cute, but ended up stalking me BIG TIME (like, security had to walk me to my car after work...that level of crazy) we could have made it work though, old boy was a champion orally and didnt require the favor in return, that was the first person i ever shaved down under for too! anyway, after giving me half a can of steel reserve, shaving my kitty, and lighting a vanilla candle, he popped in Mariah Carey...then he made me breakfast in bed the next morning. i havent had a guy treat me that sweet since. and thats been ten years ago...ah, memories...
Real Talk...My husband and I..well this was back when we only had one kid, wasn't married but was living together, matter fact we have lived together since 98..lol anyway we were renting a house,I worked at some temp job and he was wroking part time for UPS..lol..We got the bright idea to buy a red light bulb and pop that mug into the lamp and put on TLC Red Light Special on repeat and did the damn thizzle..LOL!!!!
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